Still kickin'

krystal-prisms:

todaysbird:

good. you do not deserve to have bird imagery

Tumblr has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing with their next mobile icon update

(via an-evening-botanist)

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

finding it extremely sexycool that celebrities are going into hibernation for a bit from their natural habitat. We are freed from the expectation of having to know things about celebrities. Like, sorry, no, I didn’t know that. No, actually, they can’t be dating, they’re asleep. Go to sleep.

casting this like a spell

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

(via microcroft)

captainlividllama:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else

(via littlebabyyodas)

pansyfem:

pansyfem:

need dick from a guy with a pussy

my fave thing abt this post is that im a ftm faggot who made this abt other ftm fags but this regualry gets rbed by lesbians, straight trans people, and people of pretty much any orientation about any gender. and yeah. yeah i get it

(via theoriginalpsyduck)

queeryiddishkeit:

millennial-review:

I need to put this on a tee shirt.

(via akiramidou)

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

thesylverlining:

o-kurwa:

Cancel culture strikes again

No but literally this sucks if real. Like it does and it’s worrying

(via microcroft)

bogleech:

dragonmons:

chuckletons:

kf-tea:

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said “When the teacher forgets to assign homework” before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.

I don’t understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend

I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that’s blorbo from my memes 👍

(via raineydaywrites)

animentality:

(via theoriginalpsyduck)