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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via sswincestiel)

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via gnarly)

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vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(via stop)

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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via theknifefork)

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via ilikesuperwholock)

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